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Zykev2
April 20th, 2011, 01:47
Post some funny anti-jokes and shit.


For example:

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust.
GkCha0z
April 20th, 2011, 01:49
What's red and smells like blue paint?
red paint.....
Marcus01
April 20th, 2011, 01:49
Whats worth then cboy
nothing.

10 more push-ups.
GkCha0z
April 20th, 2011, 01:51
if chuck norris has 5$ and you have 5$ you have the same amount of money...
bl00dshooter
April 20th, 2011, 01:51
Why was six afraid of seven?

It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.
z0mg beast
April 20th, 2011, 01:52
If this thread was funny, I would be loling.
Shishir G
April 20th, 2011, 01:52
Post some funny anti-jokes and shit.


For example:

i laughed at yours SO BAD... hahha
GkCha0z
April 20th, 2011, 01:52
why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
because it was dead.
deadlyshot99
April 20th, 2011, 01:53
If this thread was funny, I would be loling.

You post this, yet a couple posts posts up you thanked gk?
Divine
April 20th, 2011, 01:53
What did the big chimney say to the small chimney?

Nothing. Chimneys can't talk.
Sunni
April 20th, 2011, 01:53
What is pink, red, and spins around?
A baby in a blender.
Vesta Main
April 20th, 2011, 01:54
Why did the chicken run across the road?
There was a car coming.
Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
She wanted to lay it on the line.
Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
She wanted to stretch her legs.
GkCha0z
April 20th, 2011, 01:54
How did the mexican get into the united states?
Legally..
bl00dshooter
April 20th, 2011, 01:54
What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.
Cart
April 20th, 2011, 01:55
If my penis was the size of my Post Count....


well lets just stop the joke there.
l Brandon l
April 20th, 2011, 01:55
Knock knock.

Who's there?

To.

To who?

To whom.
GkCha0z
April 20th, 2011, 01:55
Woman's Rights
deadlyshot99
April 20th, 2011, 01:56
Woman's Rights

Damn, you beat me too it.
GkCha0z
April 20th, 2011, 01:56
What's big, wet and yellowish-green at midnight?

I don't know.

That's why I'm asking.
bl00dshooter
April 20th, 2011, 01:58
What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?
" I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"
l Brandon l
April 20th, 2011, 01:59
There's a blind man and a deaf man, how do they communicate?

They can't obviously.
GkCha0z
April 20th, 2011, 01:59
Try this on someone...
go up and say "Ive got a great knock knock joke for you but you have to start"
there response "Ok, knock knock"
you say "Who's there?"
Theres usually a hilarious awkward silence.
l Brandon l
April 20th, 2011, 02:01
Knock knock
Who's there?
A banana
Banana who?
Knock knock
You're fucking dumb.
GkCha0z
April 20th, 2011, 02:19
1212 posts thats 12120 push-ups you owe me
and your little frail ass is on 110
please if your going to start shit dont have something in your sig which is ub3r fail since your on a rsps community with a wannabe tough kid sig

now lets grow up you kids going through puberty makes you legit assholes online when you dont need to be there is an ignore feature on these forums seriously if you are getting trolled the msot mature thing to do is say to yourself is "wow im getting mad over this shit?" and block them goddamit no but since your hitting puberty you now have testosterone

the best anti joke is complete silence i do it all the time

Get off this bloody thread like we said before it's made for jokes not talking about fucking pushups GTFo NAOW!
deadlyshot99
April 20th, 2011, 02:19
when did i act baddass your still buthurt because i called you a faggot? lol this is runelocus kid your going far in life

You're just stupid because you didn't call me a faggot?

And just so your moronic ass knows it, people make a hell of a lot more money in their life than you will working with java. So gtfo kid.
Trey
April 20th, 2011, 02:33
Back on topic before I hand out infractions.

If you're too insecure to handle offensive jokes, then don't read this thread and don't post here. It's that simple. No one cares what happened to you or your family that makes you think that you have the right to start fights, so keep it to yourself.
Zykev2
April 20th, 2011, 02:41
Why didn't the bicycle finish the marathon?




Because it was TWO TIRED

hhaa
deadlyshot99
April 20th, 2011, 02:45
Why didn't the bicycle finish the marathon?




Because it was TWO TIRED

hhaa

Lawl.
Divine
April 20th, 2011, 19:42
Biggest joke of all time:
The Obama administration
Toonshorty
April 20th, 2011, 19:48
Why did the boy fall off his bicycle?

Someone threw a fridge at him.

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms.
Matty
April 20th, 2011, 19:56
So what if Britain's Got Talent.

Portugal's Got Maddie.

what do you call a nigger with a stutter?

CoCoon.
Emperor
April 20th, 2011, 20:00
What did 'god' say when he saw the first nigger?

"Oh shit I burnt one!"
J i m b o
April 20th, 2011, 20:02
What did the black guy, the Latino guy, and the Asian guy all have in common?

Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.
Zykev2
April 21st, 2011, 23:03
What did the black guy, the Latino guy, and the Asian guy all have in common?

Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

lmfao I like that one.
LydKid
May 6th, 2011, 22:11
Why does the squirrel have 3 legs?

Because it lost one.
Hutch
May 6th, 2011, 22:13
A mexican, and a black person in the back of a car? Who's driving..

The Police officer.
Jonas
May 6th, 2011, 22:18
Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side..