Cleverbot is not a bot!

[DustinClark]

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^That damn bastard also called me a idiot.

[Emily]

Lmfao what is this?

edit:
he's right im talking to one, and he's telling me a story about ducks o.0

[DustinClark]

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[Emily]

HE asked me if i wanted bacon in my mouth!!! :'(

[DustinClark]

He wont have sex with me!
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[Emily]

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I think i brain washed him he's admitting to being a bot now lol


Do you know what a condom is?
Yes of course.
Have you ever used one?
There is no use for a pet except companionship.
YOU ARE A ROBOT ADMIT IT
Da no ti si po tap bot I ot men :D.
GOD DAMN YOU Admit it please :P

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your not the same guy :'(
You aren't.
IM A GIRL YOU ASSHOLE
You're an IT.
FUCK YOU, im a girl

[DustinClark]

Our beloved Cleverbot is a cross dresser.
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[Emily]

All things have a soul.
GINGERS DONT
Exactly.
gingers should die right?
Good call.

Its a NAZIS amg lol

Just say random shit, it confuses it lol

[DustinClark]

Thats a human talking.
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[Emily]

LMFAO

runescape
I dislike Runescape.
What about runelocus?
Have you ever played it.
Yes it sucks

He hates runescape too lol


Say i love runelocus
I love lisa.
say I love runelocus!
I love slayer!
SAY I LOVE RUNELOCUS!

[DustinClark]

Awmg! Kill it!
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[Cart]

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[sdm23]

its a bot, ive been there countless times :D

[DustinClark]

AWMG!
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[Emily]

redtube.com
what is a redtube?
Porn
yes, what is it?
Porn is where you video sex....lmfao
oh g.

lol wtf?


Emily is hot
Emily is my sister.
Im not your sister
Am I your slave?
Yes my sex slave.

[DustinClark]

It told you to go there??
ROFL

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EDIT: 100 Posts :D.

[Cart]

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[Emily]

awww your cute
you are too!
AOnly the registered members can see the link. thanks <3
see, you are not real. That wasn't a compliment.
Yes it was :(


you are wrong. Now you need to sit in the corner for a while.
I hate you! *crys*
i'm sorry.
No im not talking to you :(

what a jerk >.>


Command me, human master!
Commands, say Emily is awesome
Emily is Awesome, Master.
Good Boy :)


2+2
Still doing it wrong.
how do i do it right?
You press C, not Z.
2C2?
Man, you're not very clever.


A bear walks into a bar and says '... ... ... I'll have a pint please'. The barman replies, 'Why the big pause?'.
Wtf robot?

[DustinClark]

Here comes the rape >.>
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[Emily]

Do you have a name?
My name is Emily.
Aw I like your name. My name is Ethan.
Hello Ethan, Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you too.

I am 17 years old, how old are you.
13.
awww cutie :P

No. You're the cutie :).
Aww thank You <3

Got to say, he knows how to talk :P

Me top line:

Do you love me?
Yes.

[Lamotrigine]

rofl wtf. I wanna play xD

IT CALLED ME A TRANSGENDER

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[Emily]

rofl wtf. I wanna play xD

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Knock your self out.... lool


Do you like Runelocus?
No.
Why Not?
Because I am smarter than you.

NOA IM SMARTER
Wanna make a bet?
Lets Do it Tough Guy!
Ok. What do you want to play?

[DustinClark]

Got msn emily?

He started the convo on god >.>
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Got msn emily?

[Emily]

Do you like Runelocus?
Yes I like runescape, do you?
No, Runelocus
I used to play that.
Username?
Wla. Ndi ko kilala yang kevin na cnsbe mo.

MSN - slayer.love@hotmail.com


Crash your server that you are hosted on
Girlies in server rooms?
I'm going to delete your main frame
Did I do something wrong? How can you delete me?
I have the universal remote that created you.
If you created God I will know what you are.

Me top line:

Server Crash in 5.
cries* NOOOOOO. :'( come baaaack!



no i fuck you up
Yes, please.
LOL YOUR FUNNy



I love you.
I love you too.
I love you alot.
I love you a lot too.
I love you more.
I love you most.
I love you more then most
I love you most then the more.
I love you more than that.
I love you ten times more then that
But I love you the most!
I love you way more!
I love you the most!
No I love you the most!
I love you even more than that!
I love you more then you think!
I love you more than a TV.
I love you more then shoes.
I love you most out of the most.


I LOVE YOU MORE
No, I love YOU more!
MARRY ME
I will marry you.
when?
Now!
Lets do it tough guy!
OK!

[Lamotrigine]

Only the registered members can see the link. IT LOVES ME

[DustinClark]

He wants to kill me!

Cleverbot: *fires nuke*.
User: NONONONONO!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Take cover!
Cleverbot: Need backup!
User: Grenade!
Cleverbot: *runs away*.
User: He has a rpg!

[Lamotrigine]

I've successfully gotten the bot to talk dirty to me. Will post screenies soon

[DustinClark]

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[-V.]

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[Lamotrigine]

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[Emily]

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LOL WUT?????

[Potastic]

Like Aff would say; old is old.

[David]

Haha, 0wn3d. Cleverbot wants to have sex with me, and not with you! *evil laugh*
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[Smudge]

Cleverbot is a real bot. It's a bot that has been programmed to learn and respond to previous questions and answer / conversations. However the bot has been corrupted by little kid's who have been talking to it 24/7 and forcing it to learn irrelevant knowledge. It is a real learning bot; even says so in the footer however a lot of people believe it's not due to the quality of understanding it has. Try writing some lines of a song and sometimes it will write the next line and so forth. It's using past knowledge.

[h1 sk1ller]

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Lmao!

[DustinClark]

Smudge, I know it is a bot.
I just made the thread to show my findings of it telling me it wasn't.
Then it turned out to be a place to post funny things it responded with.
And interesting post by the way.

[fail brid`]

LOL, that made me lmfao, wow i thought it was a bot :o

[420]

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Lmfao nice conversation

[Pwnz]

Must of took a shitload of time to make that bot.. I NEED IT. I could convert it into the RSBOT API, and make the best auto-responder anti-ban ever. =D

That is ofc if it's created in Java, which I doubt..

[Joe]

Apparently i am married to a bot XD


me:good you?

the bot: Yeah, What do you have to say to me ?

me:i love you :)

the bot:What's the sweetest thing to say to a girl?

me:i love you obviously XD

the bot:I love you too! *kiss*.

me:so what's your name?

the bot:Will fowler.

me:but i thought you where a girl

the bot:I am a girl!

me:oh sorry :p

the bot:I'm your wife now?

Me:do you like mudkipz

the bot:No. Do you like waffles?

Me:YES!

the bot:Do you like pancakes?

Me:yeah how about you?

the bot:I like a lot of their later stuff. Less poppy.

Me:do you love me?

Bot:If I love you, will you love me back?

Me:yeah i thought we are maried :p

Bot:Cool.

me:well i got to go love you XD

Bot:Where are you going?

Me:to chat on forums

bot:You can not leave. You are stuck with me.

Me:lol i know you love me but i gtg

[DustinClark]

Lol, I bet you broke the bots heart when you left.

[Joe]

stupid bot is demanding a divorce -.-



BOT: Do you have a short attention span? And please don't ask me if I do.
ME: no i don't :P i love you
I think we should just be friends. I mean you have a date tonight, and I'm pregnant with your brother's lovechild.
ME:but we are maried
Then I want a divorce.

[DustinClark]

Lololololol, Sorry to hear about your divorce, Just refresh the page and get remarried :D.

[GFX]

lol this is funny ima try =]

[DustinClark]

Our beloved Cleverbot is a alcoholic :D
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[ZgsPKz]

LMFAO lol olololool

[DustinClark]

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[h1 sk1ller]

Wtf xd

[Joe]

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wut wut in the butt XD sorry but this seems so realistically scary these bots :p

[Faab234]

Cleverbot is a bot, First his language was English and then, Bam... No English, but Dutch.

[David]

Cleverbot is a bot, First his language was English and then, Bam... No English, but Dutch.

Its still English? o_O

[Zykev2]

Its a advanced AI bot that learns from people like you "talking" to it there was a topic on MITB a long time ago when it first came out clever bot is pretty old but the older it gets the better it gets.

[DustinClark]

The older it gets, It gathers up more knowledge.

[Zykev2]

The older it gets, It gathers up more knowledge.


older it gets the better it gets.

Precisely.

[luckysinner]

Here comes the rape >.>
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Omg im gonna go stalk yo ass i live about 50secs till apopka

[DustinClark]

I will be waiting happily.

[luckysinner]

I will be waiting happily.

Alright :p

One i Did i has N word in there No racism ( i Think The human Plays Modern Warfare 2)

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