The 'If I was a' game.

[Spear]

Simple:

Just use this sentence in your post:

If I was a "_____" I would "_____"

Example:

If I was a butterfly, I would fly.


Heres mine:


If I was a girl, I would become a lesbian. (:

[Fruit]

If I was a Trollface, I would Troll God.

[Avoid]

If I were a Rog3r, I'd rape Potstyle.

[Shishir G]

If i were Chad, I'd hate on everyone on the forums.
OH thats right, i already do that :(





btw im joking.

[Journal]

If I were God, I'd bitch slap everyone on Earth.

[Sethy]

If I were God-

Owait, I already am everything. I am God!

[Shishir G]

Seth i wanna bitch slap you right now.

[Avoid]

If I were Sethy, I'd pull out my Scar and shoot Shirshir in the face ;)

[DustinClark]

If I were you, I would get a life. :D

[Jusstin]

If i were Megan fox, i'd be the cum bucket i always dreamed of.. <3

[jamie]

If i was barbie i would rape ken. :D

[Spear]

If I were a noob, I would become a bigger noob.

[Fenway`]

if i was the person above me, id kill myself

[Canownueasy`]

If I was black, I would be cool.

[Spear]

If I was _______ I would ______

[Toonshorty]

If I went outside I would get a girlfriend.

[Break]

If I went outside I would get a girlfriend.

L0l so true!

[Matty]

If I was drunk I would be donking.

[Shishir G]

If i was the person below me , i'd suicide.

[Toonshorty]

If I was Shishir G, I'd join an anti-suicide group and would never suicide.

[Spear]

If I was Shishir G, I would kill myself for being a troll.

[Matty]

If I was a boy I would turn off my phone.

[Spear]

If I was Matty, well, idk what I would do.

[Malik]

If I was a retard I would leave this forum...

[Matty]

If I was a retard I would be at home in this forum.

[The Only Cj]

Wow this game fails

[Spear]

If I was CJ, I would seriously shut the hell up and stop being a troll.

[Shishir G]

If I was your mom hellz yea


Oh, here we go with the mom jokes. People who use 'mom' jokes are just pathetic little faggots.

Lets stop talking about my mom, and I will get off of your mom. K?

Do you realize you make no sense because at the end you did the same damn thing?

If i was the pope i'd molest more children.

[Mitchell]

If I was the game, I would lose the game everyday, unto which I just did looking at the topic title.

[Malik]

If I was a cow, I'd own my farmer.

[Spear]

Do you realize you make no sense because at the end you did the same damn thing?

If i was the pope i'd molest more children.

Yes, I do realise that.

[Canownueasy`]

If I was a Ikiliki I would get implants

[Shishir G]

If I was a Ikiliki I would get implants

ikr he's so flat.

[Canownueasy`]

If I was a Shishir G I would poop

[Spear]

If I was a bird, I would fall.

[Spear]

Let's bring this game back!

If I was the RuneScape owner, I would ban everyone for a day.

[Caelum]

If I was sober I would not feel like vomiting

[SolitudeX]

If i cared i would give a damn

[Marcus01]

If i was a jew id killed myself

[Spear]

If I was bird, I would fly over hot chicks and look down there shirt. Yayayaya

[SolitudeX]

If i was a bird i'de be shittin' on errryy' one.

[Marcus01]

If I was bird, I would fly over hot chicks and look down there shirt. Yayayaya

Or Just loose some weight get some expensive acne cream bulk up join a sport grow balls. And date one of them.

I should change my last one

If i was spear I would kill myself.


If i was a bird i'de be shittin' on errryy' one.
Hide yo kids hide yo wife hide yo husband cuz hes shittin on erry'one

[Spear]

Or Just loose some weight get some expensive acne cream bulk up join a sport grow balls. And date one of them.

I'm not fat, I'm pretty much fit, and I got a girlfreind. Kthx


If I was a fat kid, I'd show girls my titties are bigger then theres.

[Marcus01]

I'm not fat, I'm pretty much fit, and I got a girlfreind. Kthx


If I was a fat kid, I'd show girls my titties are bigger then theres.

Okaiii

If i was spear i'd kill myself.

[Spear]

Okaiii

If i was spear i'd kill myself.

If I was Marcus, I'd start doing the 10 per post challenge.

[SolitudeX]

If I was Marcus, I'd start doing the 10 per post challenge.

Lol if i saw this post i would Lol.

[Mish]

if i was spear i would kill myself

[DetoX]

If i was a girl, i would look at myself naked in the mirror all day

[Marcus01]

If I was Marcus, I'd start doing the 10 per post challenge.

I has no comeback, grats. You have won the E-fight. Come back next year it'll be alot of fun. (no trolling here).

Heres your trophy. Look it even has your name and award on the bottom.

Only the registered members can see the link. (Only the registered members can see the link.)

Uploaded with ImageShack.us (Only the registered members can see the link.)

Added a new one with biggger text.

[Spear]

If I was Toonshorty, I'd fuck Spear's Cousin's friend.

[xX Headshot Xx]

If i was jagex, i would ban all players and clear their accounts.

[James]

If I was a rabbit, I would say meow.

[Spear]

If I was a kangaroo, I'd go take shit on tourists.

[Global]

If i was jagex, i would ban all players and clear their accounts.

Jagex isn't one person, it's a corporation.

/ontopic

If I was a part of Anonymous, I'd hack XBOX Live. :trollface:

[James]

Jagex isn't one person, it's a corporation.

/ontopic

If I was a part of Anonymous, I'd hack XBOX Live. :trollface:

Where does it say it has to be a person?

[Global]

Where does it say it has to be a person?

Well, true. But you can't 'be' Jagex.

[Spear]

If I was a pro hacker, I'd hack RuneScape and make another remake of the 'Falador Massacre'.

[Tractical]

If i was a gay i would fuck noobs

[xX Headshot Xx]

Global meaning if i was a part of jagex you idiot. tsk tsk...

if i was a dog, i would have a wonderful life, i would do whatever i wanted, when i wanted.>:B

[Spear]

If I was a hacker, I'd fuck up PS3 even more.

[Mike]

If i was steve jobs i would call it the Mikephone and the Mikepad

[Zykev2]

If I was cboy I would take over the world.

[bl00dshooter]

If I was Prince William, I'd be fucking my hawt wife now.

[David]

If I was a hacker, I'd hack R-S and get it offline <3

[Hoxxy Holle]

If I was James Bond My cock would be as raw as a girls ass when I slap it

[Jonas]

If i was Just Bieber, i'd kill my self

[David]

If I where Justin Bieber's bodyguard, I'd shoot him.

[Hoxxy Holle]

I just noticed...You'r all missing the "a" If I was a not If I was...

[David]

If I where a moderator, I would've banned Jamie Taylor forever.

[Hoxxy Holle]

If I where ?? WTF ROFL

[Brendan]

Calm down children. Banhammer is always ready and waiting... omniscient.

[Carter Love Me]

If I was dumb, i wouldn't have graduated.

[Dodge']

I'm scared of Carter Love Me's avatar, please someone make him remove it. :(

OT:
If I were a Cop, I would arrest people.

[LydKid]

If i where a phone i would do things that phones do. Do i get a prize, yes?

>CrEaTiVitY<

[bl00dshooter]

If I were a butterfly, I'd fly like a butterfly.

[Smudge]

If I was a bird, I'd shit on everyone and everything.

[Jonas]

If i was Carlos Slim Helú, i'd donate $15'000'000 to Runelocus.

[Network]

If I was gay, I would like penis.

[Spear]

If I was gay, I would like penis.

I thought you were gay? O.o

If I was a monkey, I'd go around beating the shit out of people and swinging around like Tarzan.

[Jonas]

If i was Network, i'd donate my hands to Carl.

[dds ledg]

If I was weird I would have no friends