Me: HEY!
Random Person: Uh, hello what do you want?
Me: You better bring my paper home this second!
Random Person: Excuse me?
Me: You know what I'm talking about, it's me your neighbor!
Random Person: Er, my neighbor..?
Me: YEAH your neighbor, so give me my paper back!
Random Person: I don't know what you're talking about!
Me: I can be over there in two seconds, so unless you want me to kick your ass give me my paper back!
-Random Person Hangs Up-





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