Ass story #2

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Now, on Episode 2 of Ass story, be prepared for the next chapter! Story begins here...

We are back in the room surrounded by cheese-looking walls, where Jimmy the pickle has been kidnapped. But will he accept the challenge given to him by the paper on the ground....? Yes, he accepts it! (no one knew he would accept, eh). He starts thinking on a solution on how to beat that ugly as fuck duck face. There he goes; Jimmy runs to the wall, take a piece of the wall, runs to the girl and flushes it in her mouth. Meanwhile, while she's trying to spit it, he spill pickle juice in her eyes while eating a piece of her boobs. It's super effective! She yells, cries, but is still alive. He decides to take the last shot to defeat her: his super pickle back-flip followed by hand-shake and pulling her arm until it tears out. It works perfectly until the girl sends his a duck face who hits him hard and gets him on the floor. But guess what? Jimmy gets up again and do his final attack again! He succeeds, she bleeds like a lost camel and falls on the floor. He takes his loot: a t-shirt of Barney and shorts of grass.

He gets teleported back to Taco Bell with these ridiculous clothes on, thinking of what just happened.

Should I go home or not...? Yes, it's time to relax!

Jimmy the pickle walks slowly back home while eating peanut butter toasts and doing jumping jacks on his knees. Once at home, he opens his TV, sits on his rocking chair and watch the news. He then sees something wrong with them... what could it be? Only in next episode of Ass story!

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Oh fuck, forgot that I had to write episode 3... Going right on this when back home!

[calypto]

the beginning sounds like slender o.o

[Conqera]

hahaha funny as fuck